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Senior Business Development, Marketing and Sales Professional- 20+ys Experiance- Houston

SUMMARY Driven business development professional who effectively builds loyalty and long-term relationships with customers. Extensive marketing, sales, and management experience with profit and loss responsibilities. Demonstrated organizational, management and motivational abilities developed in team building, strategic planning, negotiating and problem solving. Highly adept at cold calling and building business relationshi...

Tags for this Online Resume: Benefits, Business Development, Control Systems, Insurance, Marketing Management, P&L, Payroll, Pricing, Sales, Services, business development, technical sales, marketing, sales representative

Customer Service Representative - 19 Years of Experience - Near 48125

Profile Motivated, personable business professional with small business ownership. Talent for quickly mastering technology.. Diplomatic and tactful with professionals and non-professionals at all levels. Accustomed to handling sensitive, confidential records.. Flexible and versatile - able to maintain a sense of humor under pressure. Poised and competent with demonstrated ability to easily transcend cultural differences. Th...

Tags for this Online Resume: Advertising, Accounts Payable, Accounts Payable/Receivable, Adobe, Adobe Photoshop, Buying, Customer Service, Expeditor, Facebook, Microsoft

Law Enforcement - 20 Years of Experience - Near 20774

Profile Professional, motivated, skillful, dependable, and dedicated. Diplomatic and tactful with professionals and non-professionals at all levels. Accustomed to handling sensitive, confidential records. Demonstrated history of producing accurate, timely reports. Results - oriented, high-energy, hands on professional, with a successful record of accomplishments. Flexible and versatile - able to maintain a sense of humor un...

Tags for this Online Resume: Management, OC, Physical Security, Project Management, Project Manager, Security, Weapons, Customer Service, Cardiopulmonary resuscitation (CPR), Compliance

Program Manager - 12 Years of Experience - Near 52245

PROFESSIONAL SUMMARY Results-driven, self-motivated, seasoned Project Manager with a proven ability to successfully lead business initiatives by planning and identifying project specific requirements on large, complex projects. I've created high-level process maps, detailed business requirements, requirements scope, acceptance criteria and user story artifacts to provide a comprehensive transparency of project needs. Analyt...

Tags for this Online Resume: Business Analysis, Business Analyst, Business Requirements, Cms, Content Management, Layout, Licensing, Management, PMP, manager, management, Project Manager, Product Manager

Electronics Engineer - 15 Years of Experience - Near 87113

PROFILE Motivated, personable business professional with Bachelor of Arts Degree in Business Administration and a successful 10-year track record of profitable small business ownership. Talent for quickly mastering technology - recently completed Agile Scrum Product Manager, Scrum Master, and Scrum Team Member certificates. Diplomatic and tactful with professionals and non-professionals at all levels. Accustomed to handling...

Tags for this Online Resume: Test, Agile, C Programming Language, C++ Programming Language, Customer Service, Documentation, Graphic Design, HyperText Markup Language, Layout, Management, Python, Part time

Not Listed - 20 Years of Experience - Near 29601

QUALIFICATIONS Strong technical and manufacturing background and experience Twenty plus years Environmental, Health & Safety Management experience Twenty plus years chemical experience Possess Current "B" Physical-Chemical and "C" Biological Wastewater Licenses Knowledgeable in ISO9001:2008 Proficient in ISO14001:2004 and OHSAS 18000 (Certified Lead Auditor) Highly motivated and organized efficient and effective time manage...

Tags for this Online Resume: Manufacturing, Hazardous Waste, ISO, Management, Compensation, Audit, Communication Skills, D.O.T., Insurance, Microsoft, EHS Manager Safety Environmental Health ISO

Director of Quality - 20 Years of Experience - Near 75063

Accomplishments included significant reductions in customer complaints, up to 50% over 60% reduction of rework increase in percentage Right-First-Time, to reach RFT >99% recalls prevention reputable audit certifications plant readiness for audits. * Promoted from Quality Assurance Manager to Plant Manager after a few months in the company due to the immediate impact on the organization's transformation from an environment o...

Tags for this Online Resume: Compliance, Quality, Quality Assurance, Quality Control, Test, Audit, Complaints, Consulting, Defense, Internal Auditor, manufacturing, Director and consultant of food safety and quality

LCSW, Director

Through my experience managing staff including psychiatrists, clinical supervisors, direct social work staff and an administrative team, I have learned the impact that policies and administration have on providing quality services. Through lead participation in numerous city and state funded projects, I am intimately aware of OMH initiatives and am dedicated to ensuring that those initiatives are exceedingly met. I also w...

Chief Marketing Officer - 20 Years of Experience - Near 22180

Profile Highly experienced Marketing Professional with demonstrated skill in leadership, personable business professional with multiple college degrees with over 15 years of providing leadership, inspiration and collaboration with teams in cross cultural environments. In my prior roles, I have developed advanced comprehensive marketing strategies, bringing products to market with global partners, advancing the key messages ...

Tags for this Online Resume: Account Manager, Marketing Management, Management, Product Management, Communications, Customer Relationship Management, Integrate, Leadership, Marketing Strategy, Problem Solving

System Administrator - 8 Years of Experience - Near 92126

QUALIFICATIONS SUMMARY: Experienced, positive, detail-oriented, and creative Information Technology professional with strong project management skills. Providing quality solutions to major incidents and complex business problems whilst delivering I.T. business systems, infrastructure and testing within scope, budget and tight SLA agreements. Experienced 10+ years' experience in Network Operations, Data Centers, Network Syst...

Tags for this Online Resume: Information Technology, Intranet, Support, System Administration, Technical Support, Automation, Business Requirements, Cisco, Configure, Disaster Recovery

Gaming Runner - 1 Years of Experience - Near 11226

Qualifications: * Excellent verbal communication, interpersonal skills and ability to multi-task. * Possess extensive background in office administration and reception. * Courteous and professional, good sense of humor. * Motivated and dedicated to getting the job done.

Tags for this Online Resume: Filing, Administrative Assistant, Internet, Microsoft, Research, Verbal Communication, Customer Service, Food Service

Operations Manager - 8 Years of Experience - Near 77047

Profile Motivated, personable business professional with college experience. Talent for quickly mastering presented challenges. Diplomatic and tactful with professionals and non-professionals at all levels. Flexible and versatile - able to maintain a sense of humor under pressure. Poised and competent with demonstrated ability to easily transcend cultural differences. Thrive in deadline-driven environments. Excellent team-b...

Tags for this Online Resume: Valves, Cardiopulmonary resuscitation (CPR), Forklift, Inventory, Inventory Control, sheets