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Online Resumes with "Humor "

Pack/Ship 1yr Service, Customer Service 2 1/2 years, In Home Health Aid 1/2 year.

I would love to work for a healthy growing company that has clear objectives and plenty of room for personal growth. I am a natural leader with excellent people skills, I also learn quickly and enjoy being challanged. I am looking for a company that will allow me to learn and eventually teach as much as possible. I am loyal, hard working, honest, and reliable. I have tough skin and a good sence of humor and do not mind work...

Tags for this Online Resume: Customer Service, In Home Health , Groundsman, Pack/Ship, Stockman, Aircraft

Security Specialist

Senior Security Administrator possessing a wide range of knowledge and proven skills associated security concepts, principles, and practices, gained through 20 plus yrs of military and Department of Defense service experience. Flexible and versatile – able to maintain a sense of humor under pressure. Poised and competent with demonstrated ability to easily transcend cultural differences. Thrive in deadline-driven enviro...

Movie extra, Dallas, Harlingen or Miami

I would lik to get discovered

Tags for this Online Resume: Wild Look, Very Short, Quick sense of humor, Cut, Hansome, Intelligent

Director of Historical Analysis

Ideal Companies: Google, Huron Consulting, Accenture, U.S. Navy, State Department

Tags for this Online Resume: Management, Analyst, Contract Specialist, Procurement Management

Your data is my one true love

I'm an independent soul and hard worker with a mostly under-control sense of humor. Mostly. I enjoy finding buried treasure in mounds of data and organizing bits and pieces into a complete picture. Please note that the "occupation" they've forced me into here is a bit inaccurate - I am NOT first and foremost a DBA, but rather a DATA ANALYST. The functions overlap to a certain extent, but are NOT interchangeable.

Ideal Companies: Any company with under-appreciated data waiting to be admired, understood and turned into gold.

Tags for this Online Resume: Database Analyst, data analysis, SQL Server, T-SQL, Reporting Services

What Can I Do For You?

Dedicated, loyal and talented, I want to work with a company that values hard work and innovation as much as honesty and humor.

I am a multi-purpose individual who has care and compassion, and experience under her belt, with a sence of humor to get the job done.

A place that cares not only for it residents, but for it's emloyees as well. Where the communication is held at a very high level between Nurses and the aides. Last but not least a facility that values it's aides for the hard work and dedication. Teamwork a must.

Ideal Companies: nursing homes or medical offices

Tags for this Online Resume: CPR Certified, Multi-tasker, Computer Literate, Compassionate, Caring, Team Player, Documentation Literate

I have a wide varity of skills dealing with people and solutions to disgreements

I am looking for stable employment with benifits where I can utilize my wit and humor to assist with problem resolution. I am a team player with the ability to read between the lines.

Tags for this Online Resume: lotus notes, power point, access, word, excel, mainframe data bases

Senior Vice President

An accomplished Human Resource leader holding extensive experience in dynamic global organizations with a diverse industry background. In-depth experience in all HR specialties as an innovative leader in organizations ranging from 300 to 15,000 employees. Implemented initiatives and programs that increased employee engagement, profitability and organizational effectiveness. Skilled in multi-cultural team development. Known ...

Tags for this Online Resume: HR Executive, Strategic Planning, Talent Management

MULTITALENTED TEAM LEADER

I am looking for a safe and secure position with a growing comapny.I'd like this company to have competitive wages, great benefits, and room for advancemnet opportunities, which will enable me to utilize my previous skills, experience and innermost qualities in an industrial, medical or fortune 500 environment.

Tags for this Online Resume: team leader, team player, picker, packer, order puller, assembler, quality assurance, inventory, logistics, management, data entry, inspection, humorous, dependable, reliable

Shipping and Receiving,Shop Helper,Assembler,customer Service

I'm looking for ajob to achieve my goals.And to advance in a company to make more money as well of learing new techinces in a business.I'm a hard work,very dependable,on time,very flexiable,good customer service skills,dedicated to my employers,will to work over time and weekends,dress and clean hygein,eager to learn new skills and catch on quick,dependable vehicle,DO DO DRUGS,a very nice person who has a good sense of humor

Tags for this Online Resume: Shipping, Receiving, Assembler, Supply Chain

V.P of advertisng and sales Publishing

In this highly competitve and changing market establish an aggressive sales and marketing team with ability to think outside the box.

Tags for this Online Resume: persistant, reliable, champion, win, education., humor