I will pwn all the noob. Also, i will pwn all the noob. THen I will pwn all the noob. Be an exceptional noob pwner. and basically pwn everyone and everythign taht exisets and stuff. LOL

COMPANY	POSITION HELD	DATES WORKED
IDK LOJPIJ	(Confidential)	2/1975 - 3/1990

SCHOOL	MAJOR	YEAR	DEGREE
Pwner School	Lulage	1959	High School/GED Degree
Pwner School	Lulage	1958	High School/GED Degree

Highlights:

I own everything. One time in a FFA game, my kd ratio was about 500000-1 and all the nub were like OMEG LIEK HAX AND STOOF. so they all teamed on me T vs CT i was ct. And them nubs didnt' get nothing on me. my ratio ended up to be liek 920902903829-1 boom headshot every time. number one all time on that server LOL

Companies I like:

Microsoft

P&L responsibilities
Presentation
Ecommerce Strategy and digital marketing channels optimization - SEO, SEM, email, affiliates - for high-profile accounts.
Technology Solutions
Sales Support
Software Implementation
Requirements Analysis & Specification
Leadership

• Marketing

PWNING and owning everything. Also never losing. Also owning. Also eselling in game money and gold and currency and items and epic gear and scrolled itesms for real life money LOL. So i can jack up my rig and stuff. and get like 99 g ram.