I think highly of myself and am not afraid to let you know that. I will require a lot form you in terms of making work enjoyable if you want to keep me around. On the other hand, I love working with other smart, motivated people. If you can handle my ego, it will pay off.

COMPANY	POSITION HELD	DATES WORKED
Your mom	(Confidential)	1/1957 - 12/2007

SCHOOL	MAJOR	YEAR	DEGREE
Your Mom	uh...	1998	High School/GED Degree

Highlights:

I have become one of the top programmers in the world through dedication to the craft. It will be /your/ career highlight if you hire me.

Companies I like:

Thoughtworks

P&L responsibilities
Presentation
Ecommerce Strategy and digital marketing channels optimization - SEO, SEM, email, affiliates - for high-profile accounts.
Technology Solutions
Sales Support
Software Implementation
Requirements Analysis & Specification
Leadership
arrogance
ninja powers
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• ruby

Design and implement web services infrastructure supporting workflow automation, online soft-proofing and license compliance applications. Mentor junior programmers.